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01
How to distinguish HTML from HTML5?
Open it with IE, can’t open it? It’s HTML5.
02
Why do programmers give up the fight?
Because he doesn’t have an array.
03
Database SQL walks into a NoSQL bar, and after a while, it walks out. Because I couldn’t find a table.
04
The programmer’s wife asked him to go to the supermarket. “Butter,” she said. See if they sell eggs, and if so, buy 10.” Finally the programmer went home with 10 lumps of butter, because the supermarket sold eggs.
05
In the Java world, everything is a class. In Clojure’s world, everything is a list. In the world of Javascript, everything is a terrible mistake.
06
What is the most common language used in programming?
Anti-human language.
07
Let us congratulate; Hide-and-seek king of programmers since 1995
08
Why do Java developers wear glasses?
09
A person died in the network community, in addition to a browser, went to sympathy. Guess which browser?
That’s right, IE.
10
How many programmers do you need to change a light bulb?
11
There are 10 different types of programmers in the world, those who can do binary, and those who can’t.
12
! False This is funny because it’s true
13
Why do programmers always confuse Halloween with Christmas?
Because Oct31 = = Dec25
14
Hello, do you want to hear a TCP joke? I’d love to hear a TCP joke. Okay, I’ll tell you a TCP joke. Okay, so I’m going to hear a TCP joke. Are you ready for a TCP joke?
15
What do computers and air conditioners have in common?
Windows is useless as soon as you open it.
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