Hey, programmers coming in!
I found out about your weird needs
Angry! ! !
Your inner OS:
“This is too real”
‘You know too much!
Since when have you installed surveillance cameras in my house?
After all, there’s a saying in IT:
Drive a programmer crazy
Three changes to the requirement is enough
Legitimate requirements change, also recognized
But projects are like my baby,
I don’t want you to be rich, but I beg you to be safe.
But there are some needs, people cry,
Listen hahahahahahahahahaha WOc!
In “A computer copy on B computer paste” is really a great feed ~
You can contract me the punch line for the day
I think I can refine my own catchphrase
This is really “A copy B paste.”
Like director Balabala’s list of unreasonable demands
You can: Did you copy a and paste B?
Director:
When I hate my supervisor for a while, I hate my supervisor for a while
(Don’t try it.)
The demands that follow are gentle by comparison,
At least it works
It’s a good thing our client didn’t ask for a double
Two DOC extensions, plus a built-in extension
Say it three times when it’s really important
I want to tell you this is a real doc file, not PPTX, not XLS
It’s kind of cool
This next requirement
As soon as I look inside
WTF and this?
The software will change the theme color according to the user’s phone case
App colors also change with the user’s mood
This operation can be said to be very elegant ~
What a colorful black streamer overflow of white ah ~~
Oh clever
However, what seemed like a story was actually true
In 2018, a product manager of Ping An Company asked programmers to develop an app. He put forward a requirement that app developers could change the color of the software theme according to the user’s phone case. The dialogue was as follows, and then a fight broke out.
Of course the most frustrating requirement is……
No holidays for holidays!
Dear friends, the universe does not restart, we do not rest, wind and rain in the festival we are waiting for you here. There are no four seasons, only two seasons, you work is the peak season, you take a holiday is the off season. Well, teacher Zhu Guangquan’s golden words on programmers have no sense
This is what the leader thought of me
Actually I am
But it ended up like this
It’s all I can do.
I want a holiday!
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