Hey, programmers coming in!

I found out about your weird needs

Angry! ! !

Your inner OS:

“This is too real”

‘You know too much!

Since when have you installed surveillance cameras in my house?

After all, there’s a saying in IT:

Drive a programmer crazy

Three changes to the requirement is enough

Legitimate requirements change, also recognized

But projects are like my baby,

I don’t want you to be rich, but I beg you to be safe.

But there are some needs, people cry,

Listen hahahahahahahahahaha WOc!


In “A computer copy on B computer paste” is really a great feed ~

You can contract me the punch line for the day

I think I can refine my own catchphrase

This is really “A copy B paste.”

Like director Balabala’s list of unreasonable demands

You can: Did you copy a and paste B?

Director:

When I hate my supervisor for a while, I hate my supervisor for a while

(Don’t try it.)

The demands that follow are gentle by comparison,

At least it works

It’s a good thing our client didn’t ask for a double

Two DOC extensions, plus a built-in extension

Say it three times when it’s really important

I want to tell you this is a real doc file, not PPTX, not XLS

It’s kind of cool

This next requirement

As soon as I look inside

WTF and this?

The software will change the theme color according to the user’s phone case

App colors also change with the user’s mood

This operation can be said to be very elegant ~

What a colorful black streamer overflow of white ah ~~

Oh clever

However, what seemed like a story was actually true

In 2018, a product manager of Ping An Company asked programmers to develop an app. He put forward a requirement that app developers could change the color of the software theme according to the user’s phone case. The dialogue was as follows, and then a fight broke out.

Of course the most frustrating requirement is……

No holidays for holidays!

Dear friends, the universe does not restart, we do not rest, wind and rain in the festival we are waiting for you here. There are no four seasons, only two seasons, you work is the peak season, you take a holiday is the off season. Well, teacher Zhu Guangquan’s golden words on programmers have no sense

This is what the leader thought of me

Actually I am

But it ended up like this

It’s all I can do.

I want a holiday!


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