I don’t know if this is true for you as a new employee
Colleagues who type on the keyboard look honest
When dealing with a product manager, it’s “duplicity”
The tests just say hello and all fall apart
No sooner had the boss started talking about financing than he began to analyze the reasons for the decline in performance
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I’ve been on the job for a week and I don’t fit in with the whole delicate atmosphere
Your career isn’t just beginning to end, is it? No, no, no
Of course not!
Here’s how to put together a “slang” pamphlet and join your colleagues’ face-changing army to get in the mood
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Product Manager
Many people joke that in IT companies, programmers and product managers who do not quarrel are not qualified programmers and product managers.
From a period of time before the spread of the “programmer beat product manager” fake video is not difficult to see that the two are really “enemy”.
What about predators? Look down!
You do it first
What IT really means: I don’t know what I want, but I’ll know what I don’t want when you do it.
2. You are a professional
What it really means: I don’t know anything.
Product design should be simple
What it really means: I can’t be complicated
I see a new design
What it really means: Redesign your design
This program is very interesting
What it really means: Copy his designs
Test Section
Testing and development is also the “love enemy”, if encountered feel that the more bugs reported the greater the credit of the testing department is more headache.
Let’s see what they said today.
1 in?
What it really means: Your program has detected a bug
Is it normal for this to happen here?
What it really means: I found a bug
3. I’m not sure how to test this
What it really means: Your test documentation is incomplete
The boss article
The boss is the leader of the company, a position where direction is more important than detail.
It’s not easy to tease out and ground a big idea, but it’s not easy to make sense of everyday talk.
Could you come to my office for a moment
What it really means: ANOTHER brilliant idea came to me
Focus on the user experience
What it really means: nice interface drawing
Take advantage of the user’s inherent habits
What it really means: Copy your peers
4 What you said is another problem /
You mean the same as I do
We’re talking about two things
What it really means: I’m right
For healthy development, we will start the next round of financing
What it really means: The company is out of money
We should know each other well and understand the meaning of superiors. We should also know what is expressed in the reply of colleagues.
Programmer’s Article
Your demand is not clear /
Current technology can’t do that
Now the server performance is lagging behind
Actually: I don’t want to do it
Are you sure you have the need
In fact: No one can make it with me and you
That bug is ok, you try again
Actually: Just secretly fixed this bug
Four is to change
Actually: Yikes, yikes, I almost forgot
5. I have tested it
Actually: Will you ever use my program
6. I’ve been working overtime recently
Actually: Well, the boss needs a raise
Workplace slang is defined as duplicity and irony that can be subversive to a newcomer’s values.
What am I supposed to do? If you can’t beat him, join?
Not necessary!
Slang is more of a euphemism after all.
Do your own thing, be flexible, communicate with people, and you will soon understand the meaning behind it.
No matter where you are, be more honest with each other, less unreasonable, and let slang remain in self-mockery.