Hello programmers! Hello world!
1GB=1024M, 1 MB =1024K, 1KB=1024B
“1024” was supposed to be a number only programmers could understand
On this special day
Let’s all shout it out:
There’s a group of people
They worked day and night
The busiest shift, the deepest night
From thick black hair to the depths of the Mediterranean
From jiongjiongweishen, to dark circles + bags under the eyes
From changing cloakrooms to matching plaid shirts
From a young man to a single otaku
I used to find opponents in King’s Canyon, now I’m looking for bugs in the code
More “money more words less early death” around the magic curse ~
They are the legendary “programming apes.”
Programmed apes are really cute creatures
Cool when you code, cool when you fix bugs
Even hair loss is a different style
For our little programmed ape friends,
Every hair has its own name!
Rain or shine
It’s a plaid day
For the programmer
Not only does the passion for work never change
Even the pose hasn’t changed
After a few years of work
Baldness follows
By programming ape hair
You can tell how long he worked
There are a thousand Hamlets in a thousand eyes
And the programmed ape
In different people’s eyes
Seems to have a different job, too
You think writing code is building a house
Write an inch have an inch of joy
But in fact
Writing code is fixing a hole
Spend 80% of your time fixing bugs
Spend another 20% of your time writing new bugs
For the programmer
The biggest challenge is not finding where the bugs are
I’m not consumed by other people’s bugs
It’s when I debug and get angry
When you want to know who wrote this bug
Only to find that
The original cause of this bug
Is your
Can’t help but ask the procedural apes
You can find objects in your program
Why can’t you find it in real life?
But don’t get discouraged
If you can’t find it
Very simple
Just a new one!
Some people say programmers don’t understand style
But when it comes to romance
Programmed apes can be pretty wild.
Especially good at surprising loved ones with their own efforts
Not only that
There are also love words for programmers
“The furthest distance in the world
I’m in the if and you’re in the else
Although they often appear together
But never together.”
Wrong is wrong
I accidentally made a mistake
Come back!
“Object-oriented and jun
Live up to your code
The rest of my life back
The snow is your
You is flat
Every line of code is about you.”
When the program type down each line of code
In their hearts, they probably hold a possibility that will change the future
Creation is ceaseless, progress is ceaseless
Even though he’s just a coder
But it’s still possible to change the world!
1024 to!
Don’t want to wish you a happy holiday ~
Just want to wish you and sweet love bump a full ~
After all, these days the programmers are like
It’s from the college cafeteria
It’s not very tasty though
But it was too late
You can’t eat it
If there is no sweet love
That’s okay
Gift arrangement for everyone!
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