01. Copy any code and send it to a girl
Girl: What do you mean
You: When a user makes a “what do you mean” request, the program performs a “like you” result
02. Girl: Don’t programmers talk a lot?
You: Yeah, we talk to code editors most of the time
Girl: oh
You: But my code editor has been suffocating ever since I started talking to you
Flipping through a heavy technical book in front of a girl
Girl: What’s this? It looks so hard to understand
You: It’s %… The more difficult the better
Girl: I don’t know
You: In your girl’s language, it basically means… After learning this book, a month’s salary can almost buy a Chanel bag
04, in front of the junior programmer girl, the keyboard crackling, highlighting the cool drag a day of temperament
Girl: You are so good, so skilled
You (low-key smile) : where, knock a code to grind a new keyboard just, now feel very smooth, give you to use
05. Girl: What is BUG fixing?
You: Is to fix bugs in the program, but not every bug has to be fixed
Girl: Why?
You: Metaphorically, it’s like… If I had fixed all the mistakes in my life, I wouldn’t be meeting you right now
06. Girl: What do you do before you write code?
You: Analyze user needs
Girl: What exactly?
You: for example you like to eat what play what care about what, the most sad thing is what the most happy thing is what, like what kind of person, is not I such a person, this is I need to know
07, You: I’m going to do a unit test to select the ten items that girls like most. Would you like to help me look over the alternatives
And then you make the filter only pop up girls’ names
You pretend to panic: Gee, I’ve set the filter to my favorite…
08. Girl: I heard programmers are very busy
You: Yeah, but I’m too busy to program now
Girl: Huh? What are you up to?
You: Busy thinking of you
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