“Java is getting too much.” PHP said ruthlessly, he turned to look at C: “Brother C, you are senior, Java recently hit me a lot of fields, you don’t come out of the tube, I am afraid he eyes no you ah.”
Brother C smoked a cigarette and said slowly: “Young people don’t worry, Java roots here, no matter how to do, it is still our own people ah, unlike Nodejs, not my kind, its heart will be different, BUT I heard that NodeJS also stole a lot of your territory ah?”
“Heh heh, NodeJS is a small, small place to come out to cut pages, how can you vision, don’t shout all day long to beat the world, but there are still so few.”
“Ha ha ha, young people have a future, see through. Why don’t you get in touch with Ruby the villain? They’ve been fighting Java for years.” Brother C said slowly.
“The Ruby? That old guy, take two steps can suffocate himself, his people play mahjong three short of one. Brother C, to tell you the truth, wild dog go came to me.” “Wild dog’s ambition looks true not small, whether next time will step on my head to come, small P, you with Java how make trouble can, but wild dog there you want to loose mouth, return uncertain who die first.”
“What about Sprite Python? Python has been stealing a lot of JAVA territory in the [AI] sector lately, and we’re working with Python to turn it upside down!”
“We can also join forces with LISP. He’s been on his own for decades, but he’s got a lot of people down there, and now [AI] is on fire. We can take him down.”
“Well, that’s settled. Whoever has AI since ancient times has the world. Small P, yes, let’s drink this wine first!” Brother C said with a smile. “Ha ha, thank C elder brother, younger brother stem for respect first! Shit Poison in the wine! Did you fuck me first?” P was foaming at the mouth, and he was going to die. “Open your eyes and see who it is.” C elder brother laugh loudly way: “I am Java, C elder brother already gave his territory to me, the old guy is still quite sensible, I leave some embedded territory for him. Or I’ll even end him together!”
“Stop, let the vertical son famous, think I PHP I English name, lead 3000 children…” “I command a million lions. Can you compete with me? Instead of looking at a mutant Facebook distant relative supporting you, you’d already be dead. Think about how many people you’ve screwed over?” Brother C off the mask, is not handsome brother Java? “Trying to kill me? Overthrow Lao Tzu? I’m gonna give it up to Old C. Can he eat it? Small P you also don’t be unconvinced, before is not always said that his action is fast? Now Python is better than you, dingo is tougher than you, can you handle the embedded area of old C? If NodeJS can bite you twice, who else is going to fight you? Trying to overthrow me? Yes, go to sleep, dirty PHP.”