In the eyes of most net friends, the impression of programmers is very old-fashioned, all day long will only knock on the keyboard code farmers. In fact, this view is very one-sided. Really good programmers are not only proficient in programming, but also experts in certain fields. Many “code farmers” will also happen a lot of funny funny things, you have happened around the story?

1, the company two programmers chat, a complained: “every day to type code is too hard, I want to change lines,” b said: “hit enter ah.”

2. The front-end engineer of the company was single for a long time, so he went to the dating website to find his girlfriend. After a period of time, he asked him if he found her, but no, the engineer said that his girlfriend was not found, but found a bug in their page.

3, the programmer bought a kilogram of meat in the vegetable market, went home to weigh it, and then ran into the store very atmosphere said to the boss: you give less weight, a kilogram of meat you gave me 24 grams. It is said that was put out by the boss with a knife, fortunately ran fast ah.

Programmer the most painful than two things, the first thing is to write a document to others… The second is why there is no document!!!! left over by others

5. I met a programmer who came to the company for an interview. The young man graduated two years ago, but his resume showed three years of work experience.

Programmer, are you still writing code? Today in the company heard a cruel words: “your TM is a wild pointer without object!”

7, the company only thought that female programmers called Liu Yiyi, just began to think that the name is particularly nice, later chat just know, Supple’s father is also a programmer, there are four daughters, the elder sister called Lingling, two sister called Ling, three sister called Ling.

8. What? You give me installed win7 is pirated? I paid you 2,000 bucks for a computer that I could use as a bootleg? (Believe it or not, a genuine Version of Windows 7 is coming to your computer.)

A programmer drowned while swimming at the beach. There were many lifeguards on the beach, but no one could help him. Because he kept Shouting “F1! “Formula one!” No one knows what “F1” really means.

10. Once, when the department was building a team, we went out for fun. The first project was karting. The manager asked the PHP development engineer to count the number of people. Then wait until the field to play, found one more person, the manager went to ask if the equipment is short, the boss is very sure that he gave 26 sets. Then the manager called the PHP development buddy, let him count again, or 26. The boss is very confused, personally went to count again, count is 27 people, the inn asks that elder brothers, whether forget oneself. The man replied, “Sorry, I was counting from zero.”