You’re going to run into some creepy interviewer who will ask you questions that you don’t even have to answer. Let’s take a look at how these programmers, met with such an interviewer, answered the question!

The interview begins…


Interviewer: The salary will not be too high at the beginning. Is that acceptable to you?

Programmer: I won’t do too well at first. Is that ok with you?


1. Interviewer: “What do you think is your greatest weakness?”

Programmer: “Honest.”

Interviewer: “Well, I guess honesty isn’t a weakness?”

Programmer: “how do you think of tube I what matter.”

Interviewer: As shown in the picture below.


2. Interviewer: “It says in your resume that you are quick at mental arithmetic, so let me ask you, what’s nineteen times seventeen?”

The programmer blurted out, “Thirty-six!”

Interviewer: “That’s not even close.”

Programmer: “But soon.”


3. “Do you accept free overtime?”

“I don’t get paid to work.”

“Are you kidding?

“You made the joke first.”


4. Programmer: Today I went to a company for an interview and the interviewer said, “I have five seconds to remember you.”

Say that FINISH I brandish round gave him a slap in the face, finish I walk.

Just as I got home, the interview came.

You said… I go to?


Interviewer: What are you good at?

Programmer Xiao Ming: I’m good at saying “no” at the right time.

Interviewer: Give me an example.

Programmer Xiaoming: No!


Interviewer: Can you tell me something about your strong points?

Programmer: I am a positive and optimistic person.

Interviewer: Can you give me an example?

Programmer: When do you start to work?


Interviewer: How long can you stay with the company?

Programmer: can stem to the company close down!

Interviewer: In order to keep the company from going bankrupt, you can leave


Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?

Xiaoming: Short of money!

Interviewer: You’re hired!

(I got this new skill, can try it next time)


Interviewer: Why should we hire you?

Programmer: You’re hiring!

Interviewer: Yes, but there are many applicants.

Programmer: Isn’t it your job to choose people?

Interviewer: That makes sense


Of course, the above is only for ridicule, if used in the interview, all the consequences, and not responsible for ha! Jinsanyin four peak, the enterprise is still hot recruitment, many opportunities, be prepared, I wish you find a satisfactory job as soon as possible!