June 9, 2019, Sunday, sunny, 33 degrees

Today’s bugs are particularly hard to solve

The little sister in the opposite shop is still a dream I dare not crave

I’m a tadpole, a low-level front-end programmer

Six years of bricks and nothing

After all these years of hard work, I finally proved to those who had looked down on me that they were right

I worked overtime again tonight until 12 o ‘clock. I’m exhausted

The fight song started again in the nightclub downstairs

I was like a clown, shuttling through the streets

I have nothing to do with beautiful women and fancy cars

Because programmers are not allowed to be exposed to worldly fireworks

Before he finished his sentence, he became obsessed with a nightclub

For there stood a row of long black silk legs in front of the shop

I’ve been working overtime. I haven’t seen the opposite sex in, like, three months

Have to sigh, wearing black silk, they are really beautiful

Black silk is a holy grail for programmers, but also a mystery

Black silk on your head, you’re a robber

Black silk on your leg, you’re a god

The same pair of human legs, covered with black cloth,

Can create a fatal attraction for programmed dogs

When God designed man, he still left a bug

At that moment, the master’s voice rang out on the horizon:

Tadpole, beauty is a stumbling block in your career path

If you care about women, you can’t be the number one programmer

I recovered and turned my head away

I slapped myself in the face

I’m not a good programmer

A really good programmer should focus on nothing but code

You can’t go anywhere without a bikini

I really appreciate shifu

Every time I’m tempted by black Silk

Shifu’s teachings always help me out of difficulties and defeat my demons

My teacher is a senior front-end engineer

One step away from being the ultimate programmer

In a practice, to break through to the supreme level

One o ‘clock in the morning, entering a nightclub alone

He never came back

An hour before he disappeared

He left two characters in his wechat work group: “Black Silk”

From then on, Black became the devil in my heart, fascinated and frightened

As a result, there has been no breakthrough in the technology of coding

But that night, what happened to shifu in the club

I checked the time. 12:59 p.m

The club was right in front of me, and the devil in black silk was standing next to me

Right place, right time

If I don’t go to hell, who will

He picked up his big schoolbag and limped into the store

Usually used to the dark office, shady

I was almost blinded by the spotlights in the club

Men and women in the middle of the night, dancing in the middle of the floor

I’m wearing the company’s ten – week – old shit-yellow war suit

Jumping on the dance floor is like polio

Out of place

Roll halfway to the music

Suddenly I saw a sallow man crouching in the back row of the club

Tadpole: Master! Is that you?

Shifu: Little… Little tadpole? Why are you here

Tadpole: Master ~! I’ve been looking for you for years, and I finally found you. Come back with me

I can’t leave. My soul is poisoned.

Tadpole: Poisoned?

I will find a girl. She is my only cure

Tadpole: How can I find her

Shifu: Her code name is “black silk”, the legendary queen of nightclubs, she hides so deep that few can find her.

Tadpole: What kind of woman is she

Master: Black silk is an extremely dangerous woman, all the men she flirted with, will instantly sink, and then gradually thin, miss to death.

Three years ago, she kissed me, and then, and then… Black silk, black silk, black silk, black silk, black silk, black silk, black silk, black silk…

Before I finished, Shifu was like a drug addict

Frantically scratching his hair, repeating the word “black silk”

A group of men around the master, also controlled by the soul, kept saying the word “black silk”

I finally realized the seriousness of the problem.

She cried and told herself not to panic, but to find Black silk and rescue the master.

But where is Black in all this sea of people?

It seems that only the programmer’s magic skill — mind

Mind is a programmer’s advanced skill

When programmers are looking for bugs, hundreds of thousands of lines of code

If you look for it with your eyes, you’ll be blind

Once you use your mind, you can do a thousand things

Instantly find bugs in hundreds of thousands of lines of code

Mind eye is about feeling your surroundings with your heart, not your eyes

I close my eyes and breathe

The noisy surroundings gradually quieted down

Feel the subtle movement of everyone around you with your heart and eyes

Look for every woman in black silk

Finally, nine o ‘clock in the crowd

There’s a little girl sitting there

I was shocked. I thought Heather must be a coquettish bitch

I didn’t expect her to look like a pure student

All the other women in the club wear black silk

Dress as voluptuous and seductive as possible

She wore a simple white shirt and a pink miniskirt

In stark contrast to the chaotic surroundings

Give a person a kind of “out of silt and not dyed, zhuo Qinglian and not demon” both visual sense

Her fair skin was unadorned and unadorned

We programmers to code “the less is more” principle interpretation to the extreme

A real gao fu shuai, just like such pure and simple woman

Because gao Fu shuai is tired of fat powder and sexy bitch

Lu Xun once commented on the secret of love between men and women:

Like a girl: if she is not deep, take her to see the prosperity of the world; Take her on a merry-go-round if her heart is broken.

Like a boy: if he fell in love, you undress; If he sees too many people, be on the hearth by the stove.

Obviously, She only looks pure, but she’s not pure, she just takes advantage of purity

A real ace, she never looks like one

Purity is just a cover for her

We programmers are good at breaking through the confinement of thinking and look at problems with dialectical thought

Don’t be confused by the appearance of the problem, look through the phenomenon to see the essence.

This is an essential quality for a good programmer.

I felt in my heart the beauty of her face

Concealing a proud and cool ambition

Now that I’ve found Black, how am I going to flirt with her

You must first make yourself handsome

Little tadpoles in a shit-yellow corporate suit

Drew a “Supreme” with a ballpoint pen, forcing the lattice to explode instantly

Moisten your hair with saliva and lift up your deep hair

Show your forehead, take off your glasses, and mingle on the dance floor

After entering the disco dance floor, can’t sway how to do?

Shifu once said, “If you can’t swing in a nightclub, draw a sign in the sky with your face.”

The knowledge that studies assiduously at ordinary times finally came in handy today

How do you move your hands when your head is swinging?

Shifu had once said:

If you’re in a club and you don’t know what to do with your hand,

Imagine the ceiling is a giant keyboard and hold your hands above your head

With the speed of 30 years of being single,

A blind tap into the sky

Imagine you’re tapping a dragon with code

You’d be the best kid in the club

To make myself look like a club hotshot

The little tadpole knows all about it

Pretending to be a rap artist

The tadpole shook its head

He belted out “No-sex,” the battle song of programmers working overtime

The lyrics are as follows:

Come and read after me

The medicine cut the gram to make trouble

Yo yo hey V enough

I don’t need sex, the code sends me everyday

Sing along with me loudly

I don’t need sex, the code sends me everyday

Hair can be! Hair can be!

The me! The me!

Eve! Ry! Day!!!

Tadpole side rap side ridicule next to the young people, do not know what is the real music

The young people next to them could not understand what the tadpoles were singing, and they did not dare to ask

Anyway, everything I can’t understand must be something stronger than them

In less than half an hour, the tadpole is already the craziest kid in the club

All the women fell for it.

After an hour of swaying, the little tadpoles limp on the bar

Wipe off the sweat, straighten your back, and pretend you’re handsome

Small tadpole SAO operation, finally caused the attention of black silk

Black silk took the initiative to sit next to the tadpole

All of this is expected, like the flow of code, every line has a plan

A high-end cocktail called Flaming Lips had already been ordered for Blackie

The tadpole wrote a love poem in lipstick on the side of the cup

Fifty-two proof white wine

37 degrees of you

After tasting the wine, Hess asked, What does 37 degrees mean

Tadpole: is the temperature when you fall in love at first sight

Hehe, man, that’s a good move

Black is used to being surrounded by loser licking dogs

No man had ever dared to speak to her like that

Black’s interest was aroused

Heather: Who are you? Why haven’t I seen you before

Tadpole: my name is tadpole and I am a killer

When he says he’s a killer, he’s obviously lying

But this blatant lie is a flirting device

It adds to the mystery

It makes women want to get to know you naked

Heather: Oh? What was the killer doing here

Tadpole: look for my prey, then play with a girl’s heart

Hehe, man, did you find your prey

Tadpole: Yes, she just said “hehe, man” to me.

The words struck a chord in Black silk’s heart and she began to waver

She had never seen such a slutty man

The average loser lick dog is to say I love you, goddess I tm love you

But the tadpole is not the same, but with a subtle not artificial way to express it

Liao flavour is dye-in-the-wood

Heather: What do you really want

Tadpole: I want a romantic encounter, a carefully designed encounter

Heather: Is there anything I can do

Tadpole: Yes, I have a love and need to talk to you

Little tadpole no longer go round and round, straight to the point, straight to the theme

To satisfy black silk’s domineering possessiveness and vanity

Heather: Give me ten minutes. Give me one reason why I shouldn’t turn you down

Tadpole: Ok, I’ll go to the bathroom. I’ll be right back

You can see that Black silk has taken the bait

Can’t wait to see the tadpole’s cards

It’s time to go for broke and deliver the final blow

god bless me

The tadpole hurried to the toilet and took out the computer

Use my six years of EXPERIENCE as a front engineer of BAT factory to learn P diagram skills

Screenshot of alipay balance page

Photoshop the balance as long as your ID number

And set to the phone screen saver large picture.

After returning from the toilet, the tadpole placed the front of the phone directly on the table

Black silk to see the balance, the heart line instantly fell apart, routed

The tadpole uses this screenshot to take black silk directly

From start to finish, it took ten seconds. It was a piece of cake

The tadpole ruthlessly turned black silk into his crotch

Black silk kneels down to embrace the tadpole’s thigh, crying and begging the tadpole not to go, can not shake off

Black silk’s cry is shocking, sobbing

From then on, It was like The soul was being manipulated

“Little tadpole, little tadpole, little tadpole, little tadpole, little tadpole, little tadpole, little tadpole, little tadpole, little tadpole, little tadpole, little tadpole, little tadpole…

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Tadpole is very smart, well versed in human nature, understand the power of money, outwitted the goddess, defeated the big boss

Tadpole after unremitting efforts, overcome difficulties, finally rescued the master

Little tadpole will programmer calm, innovation of good quality reflected incisively and vividly

Tadpole this war, became a programmer’s story, also became a nightclub legend

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That night, the sea, clouds and sky are the same color, the little tadpole did not go home

Where did the tadpole go? Legend went to mom

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