In the daily life of the Internet company, people often make fun of “I am bald, but also stronger”. Generally speaking, the degree of hair loss is associated with the number of years of work, so that many people will be compared with the amount of hair loss and ability. Here is a look at the classification of hair loss, so that Internet people can easily find the most suitable for their own coordinates.
Alopecia classification
Lv.1: Nobody
Hair is very thick, a look is not experienced the baptism of Internet companies.
Lv.2: The first edge
The hairline has changed slightly, and the top of the head has lost some of its former life.
Lv.3: Make small achievements
The hairline has officially undergone the baptism of work and finally developed into an “M” shape, with a perfect curve.
Lv.4: Sharp edge
Of hairline greatly recede already was general trend, cannot stop, of the top of head “bald trend” equally gratifying person.
Lv.5: There are many sides to your dignity
In the hairstyle has been able to kill 60% of the Internet people, especially the edge of the pinch of “small lotus just show sharp horn” hair, is a symbol of “old bird”.
Lv.6: Stand out from the crowd
Internet hair loss over all, at this time the temperament has been completely on a step, complete transformation.
Lv.7: Unprecedented
High and lonely, at this time of the hair will certainly feel a little cold scalp.
Lv.8: Industry myth
Zidane, Ginobili, Max Planck, Masayoshi Son, Prince William…… In this moment, soul possessed, at least in the hair is already a successful Internet company.
Lv.9: A grandmaster
Internet practitioners in the lonely failure, may be 50 million in the Bug can be a great wizard.
:2: Lexicon for Bald Head (2019 Revision)
In the hairline area, there is a lot of jargon, often in a few words to outline Internet people’s love and hate about hair. And as time went on, they were given more meaning.
A term used to describe a person who thought he or she would be the chosen one when he or she joined an Internet company, but started to lose his or her hair as promised in the second year.
In the early stage of the new project, I started to work overtime or even fight all night with my colleagues under great load. During this period, compared with normal times, the amount of hair loss increased by an explosion, which was 46.7% more bald than that of the previous year and 20.4% more bald than that of the previous year.
After passing the interview, I went to work in a new Internet company. On the first day when I came to my desk, I found that all my colleagues were bald and their baldness was very neat.
It can also refer to the scene taken from a high altitude after crowding into xi Erqi or Science Park subway station during rush hour.
After maintaining a period of peace and stability in the total hair volume, cliff type hair loss occurs again because of work pressure or even environmental or climatic changes.
Typically seen in young startup teams, a young Internet personality is the first to start losing hair among his colleagues, and the entire team is bald.
Refers to a rich work experience of the old programmer has accepted the reality of hair loss, not grudgingly put his years of work to endure bald results as a “badge of honor” to show, become a beautiful scenery.
Love is not as smooth as alopecia, taking off single is more difficult than alopecia forever, feeling still in place, even if they think they paid a lot of harvest, a lot of time is just because the hair problem was rejected.
3: hair loss quick repair
Hair loss is not a big problem, and Internet people should not only face up to the problems, but also find solutions.
Several quick repair methods commonly used at present, and according to the actual situation marked the recommendation level.
Who conceals all: Wear a hat
Make the most of it: Stretch and cover with the rest of your hair
Patchwork: wigs, exotic hair
Turning the Corner: The power of science
Go to change life
Forward this article – it’s time to grow hair on top of your head!
As a programmer, do you suffer from hair loss?
Where is your hair now?
Tell me in the comments section, I want to give you a run for your money……