Zhongguancun’s pattern of the company, and other places are different: are the door left turn a square big stand, cabinet inside the preparation of drinks, can be taken to drink at any time. People who write code, laid off in the early hours of the morning, often go up to smoke a bottle of Coke — this was a few years ago, now the market is bad everyone drinks mineral water — lying against the station, cold drink rest; If willing to walk a few steps, you can take an apple, or a banana, as the water, if willing to walk downstairs, that can get a bowl of instant noodles, but these customers, most of them are wearing cultural shirts, probably will not go so far. Only the shirt-wearing strolled into the corner cafe, asked for tea and dessert, and sat down slowly. I from the third year, then in the village of green alliance technology when the waiter, the boss said, too ugly, afraid of serving the product manager, on the inside to clean up. The programmers inside, although easy to talk, but nagging nagging not clear is also very many. They often had to watch the air conditioning to 24 degrees, to see whether the mineral water expired, and saw the ice into the drink cabinet, and then rest rest: under this serious supervision, I was very confused. So a few days later, my boss told me I couldn’t do it. Xin kui to pay less, the boss reluctant to dismiss, they will be in charge of the front desk of a boring position. Since then, I have been standing at the front desk all day, taking charge of my duties. Although there is no dereliction of duty, but always feel some monotonous, some boring. The boss is a fierce face, the customer is not good voice, teach people lively can not; Only shi Yiji to the store, can laugh a few, so I still remember. Shi Yiji is the only one who drinks mineral water and wears a shirt. He was seven feet tall; His face was black, and his knees were often cut; A mop of reflective hair. His shirt, though dirty and torn, seemed to have not been mended or washed for more than ten years. 2. He always talks about public static void main. Since his family name was Shi, he was nicknamed Shi Yiji from the half-understood words “big SB Shi Yiji” in the technical documents. As soon as Shi Yiji arrived at the store, all the people who drank mineral water looked at him and laughed, and some cried, “Shi Yiji, you have written a bug again!” Without answering, he sat down at his desk and pulled out a Mac and two iphones. They shouted again deliberately, “You must have cheated the customer again!” Shi Yiji opened his eyes and said, “How can you pollute people so untainted……” “What innocence? I saw with my own eyes the project you wrote to Mr. He the day before yesterday was withdrawn and suspended.” Shi Yiji then rose red face, the forehead of the veins zhanjiang, argued, “flash back can not be calculated collapse…… Flash back! . Code home thing, can calculate flash retreat?” A series of difficult words, such as “Runtime error” and “small probability”, caused everyone to laugh and filled the air inside and outside the company with joy. It was whispered that Shi Yiji had also studied CS before, but he failed to enter the school and could not make a living. As a result, he was getting poorer and poorer until he had to beg for food. Fortunately, he wrote a good word for the pupils to write a composition for a bowl of rice to eat. Unfortunately, he also has a bad temper, is careless. Within a few days, he started talking nonsense and politics on his essay paper. If he did this several times, no pupil asked him to write a composition. Shi Yiji has no law, it is inevitable to write code. But in our company, his character is better than others, is never in arrears; Although sometimes the code could not be written out, and was temporarily written down on the small blackboard, but within a week, the function would be realized, and the product manager would erase Shi Yiji’s name. Shi Yiji drank half a bottle of mineral water, his flushed face gradually recovered, and the others asked again, “Shi Yiji, do you really know software engineering?” Shi Yiji looked at his questioner with a disdainful air. They then say, “How can you study for half a graduate degree?” Shi Yiji immediately looked depressed and uneasy. A layer of gray covered his face and he said something. This time but all trigonometric substitution and differential product and so on, some do not understand. At this time, everyone also burst into laughter, the company inside and outside full of happy air. At these times, I could laugh along, and the boss would never blame me. And the boss saw Shi Yiji, also often ask him so, make people laugh. Shi Yiji knew he could not talk to them, so he had to talk to them. He said to me once, “Have you read CS?” I nodded slightly. He said, “CS,…… I’ll give you a quiz. Output hello world, how to write? I think, begging like people, also deserve to test me? He turned away and paid no attention. Shi Yiji waited for a long time and said earnestly, “Can’t YOU write? . I teach you, remember! I should remember that. When I become a boss, I want to design architecture.” I thought to myself that my boss and I were a long way off, and he never wrote “Hello World” into his architecture. Out. Println (” Hello world “); ?” Shi Yiji looked very pleased and knocked his two long fingernails against the counter, nodding and saying, “Yes, yes! . There are four ways to write hello world, do you know?” I grew impatient and mouthed away. Shi Yiji just opened Eclipse and wanted to type on the keyboard. Seeing my lack of enthusiasm, he sighed again and looked very sorry. Several times, the children in the next room, hearing laughter, also joined in and surrounded Shi Yiji. So he gave them instant noodles to eat, one fork each. Children eat instant noodles, still not loose, eyes are looking at the barrel. Alarmed, Shi Yiji spread his fingers over the barrel and bent down to say, “Not much. I’m not much anymore.” He stood up and looked again. He shook his head and said, “Not much, not much! Overflow zai? Don’t overflow too.” So the group of children were separated in laughter. Shi Yiji is so happy, but without him, others will lead so. One day, about two or three days before the college entrance examination, the product manager was slowly accounting for the demand, took down the blackboard, and suddenly said, “Shi Yiji hasn’t been here for a long time. Three more features!” I think it’s been a long time since he came. “How can he come? . He’s in jail.” The product manager said, “Oh!” “He still writes bugs. This time, is their own faint, zhao master company’s payment code to write wrong. Zhao master’s software, write wrong of yao?” “What happened?” “Well? First he confessed, then he beat him. He beat him half the night and didn’t give him anything to eat.” “And then?” “Then I was arrested.” “What about the prison?” “How to? . Who knows? Maybe he can’t get out.” The product manager stopped asking, still slowly cleaning up his requirements. After the college entrance examination, the sun is more toxic day by day, looking at nearly the beginning of school; I blow air conditioning all day, idle flustered. The second half of the day, without a single client, I was sitting with my eyes closed. Suddenly I heard a voice, “A bowl of instant noodles.” The voice was so low but familiar that I looked up at the thin dark man at the door and recognized Shi Yiji. His face was peeling and shapeless from the sun, and he was perspiring, his yellow shirt clinging to his chest; Seeing me, he said, “Have a bowl of instant noodles.” The product manager stretched out his head and said, “Shib? You still owe three features!” Shi Yiji very decadent to bow to answer, “this…… Write it next time. This time it’s cash and seafood.” The product manager smiled at him as usual and said, “Shi Yiji, you have written a bug again!” But he did not quite distinguish this time, and simply said, “Don’t make fun of me!” “Make fun of? If you don’t write bugs, how can you get locked up?” Shi Yiji whispered, “hardware, hard, hard……” His look was like a plea to the manager not to mention it again. By this time several people had gathered, and both the manager and he laughed. Because the company was too short of people and Shi Yiji knew the business well, the boss recruited him back. When I saw him again, he was submissive and his clothes were more and more wrinkled. I don’t talk to people anymore. I just work on my code. No fun, others will no longer pay attention to him, like accustomed to some of the muddy but not attention to the air as accustomed to his existence.