TCP
Girlfriend: Can you explain to me what TCP is?
Engineer: I’m starting to explain: do you want me to explain TCP?
Girlfriend: Well, I’m TCP.
Engineer: Ok, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.
Girlfriend: Ok, I’ll listen to one of your TCP jokes.
Engineer: Are you ready for a TCP joke?
Girlfriend: Well, I’m ready for a TCP joke
Engineer: Ok, THEN I will send TCP joke. It’s about 10 seconds, 20 words.
Yeah, I’m ready for your 10-second, 20-word joke.
Sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello. You want to hear some TCP jokes.
Engineer: Good enough No, not good enough, one more
Let me tell you a UDP joke. Hahahahahahaha