TCP

Girlfriend: Can you explain to me what TCP is?

Engineer: I’m starting to explain: do you want me to explain TCP?

Girlfriend: Well, I’m TCP.

Engineer: Ok, I’ll tell you a TCP joke.

Girlfriend: Ok, I’ll listen to one of your TCP jokes.

Engineer: Are you ready for a TCP joke?

Girlfriend: Well, I’m ready for a TCP joke

Engineer: Ok, THEN I will send TCP joke. It’s about 10 seconds, 20 words.

Yeah, I’m ready for your 10-second, 20-word joke.

Sorry, your connection has timed out. Hello. You want to hear some TCP jokes.

Engineer: Good enough No, not good enough, one more

Let me tell you a UDP joke. Hahahahahahaha