It is said that the translation cavity only needs the following template:
- Old boy, little boy
- Fussy tone
- Honey metaphors with names
- bet
- About the Christian oath
Oh, old chap, some poor chap showed me his code yesterday. I bet he never learned how to code. His code is so bad, it’s like Aunt Susan’s apple pie next door! Holy Mary, the next time I see this damn code, I’m gonna hit him in the ass with my keyboard!