Welfare’s got talent

(23:00, October 10) Product Manager: When will your code be ready? Programmer: Before work. (0:00, 11 November) Product Manager: Why is the code not ready yet? What happened to sending it to me by the end of the day? Programmer: I’m not off duty yet

Small retailer, 2012

Kobe: have you ever seen Los Angeles at 4 am? Programmer: I’ve seen it

Baroque colonel

During double eleven, girlfriend is a variable, when calling must pay attention to, otherwise the consequences are unimaginable!

I’m Seattle

Goddess looking for me to borrow 1000 pieces on the day cat snap up, I hit 1024, say, gather together a whole.

Play station network

Daughter-in-law has issued an order, must grab something, so all kinds of analysis…….. I looked at the 4k monitor, mechanical keyboard, 1060 graphics card, and 1080 graphics card. I looked at the price of MAC in 2017, and the skyrocketing price of ram from 200 to 900. I wished I hadn’t bought a house of RAM, but I felt self-satisfied when I looked at the SSD price and bought three 256SSDs last year. I think I’ll just rub out the code. Machines know best in binary.

51 policemen net

That day, the front end, development, testing, PD, operations, UED all came. Inexplicably miss only product manager days.

hikingx

Welcome to prove in one sentence that you are the kind of person who understands binary.

It is said that there are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don’t.

On Saturday, November 11, 2017, the binary number of 11 is 1011 and the octal number is 13, so it is The 13th of Saturday.

Happy holidays ~~

dongshan8

“Go and see if XXX mechanical keyboard has been marked down.”

Nicholas Ray

Now is the student party, is advancing programmer (code farming), every day to change the bug to the early morning, and then eight o ‘clock in the morning class, afternoon back to the dormitory, just lay down ten minutes, was called up by a roommate to say. Hey hey, wake up, write bug changed bug.

Lee WoSheng

My own objects are private variables that only my class can call.

whosoft

I’m looking for bugs while someone else is swiping.

Zero cloud technology

0 o ‘clock, the goddess anxiously called me to her home to repair the computer, I let her restart to try, as expected was screened.

idevcloud

Singles Day is coming, dad asked me if I have a partner? I told her I was on new dates every day!

Guangshan lay

While everyone else is at home masturbating on Singles Day, I’m banging on my desk

Yuan fang

“Comrade, you misunderstood, I am not a thief, I am a programmer.” On my way home from work at 3:00 a.m., I explained to the patrolman.

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An empty shopping cart script, router blocking rules, double 11? It doesn’t exist, but then I have to find a wife first

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Good topic, “the day has just begun” at dawn.

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Not the first time

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This is really a conundrum.

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Each unit information process to rely on a large number of program ape to complete, and constantly enhance the soft power is imminent! Programmers, people need you!

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