01 Reporter asked an old man said: old man, what is your secret to keep young?

Grandpa said: day work, night overtime, holiday duty, five packs of cigarettes a day, eat instant noodles every day. The reporter asks: old man, what are you doing work? I am a Programmer! Interviewer: Huh?? How old are you this year? Grandpa: I’m 35 this year! 02 If a football player “sudden death”, will be suspected to be related to gambling; If an official “dies suddenly”, he is suspected of being involved in corruption. If a farmer “dies suddenly”, he is suspected of having something to do with demolition.

When a Programmer dies, He Dies. For all the messy computer problems, cell phone problems, people in other industries think that programmers know everything. Among programmers, women think men know everything. Among male programmers, the average programmer assumes that a skilled programmer can do everything. ▼

Good programmers struggle to find answers on the Internet every time.

04 Object Oriented: You admire me, I admire you, and that’s fine

“When I finish typing this line of code, I divorce you!” He did not look up said after listening to her heart warm she thought, this may be the commitment of the longest love (because I know never knock over the code)

05 life is rare a bosom friend, others do not understand what I am thinking ~ finally one day, I met with my blue bosom friend on the top of the mountain. He was bareheaded, dressed in a monk’s robe, and for no reason, my heart was in love with mine. I said to him: I can’t let go of some things and people. He said: There is nothing in this world that cannot be put down. I say: but I just can’t let go. ‘The way I see it, you don’t have enough storage space,’ he said. I exclaimed, quickly asked: master, how do you know so. He sighed and said: at the beginning I just do not know the internal virtualization, cost brain too much, the hair fell light, finally to when the monk ~ 06 welcome to join the front end of the whole stack development communication circle blowing water chat learning communication: 864305860 more information get oh!!