Nowadays, once people have a little fame, they like to talk nonsense, especially some nonsense that is biased, sensationalist and eye-catching. Want to know, in the Internet so developed today, that spread speed, that influence range, can not be underestimated.

Some people do this, and like to mercilessly attack us programmers, who seldom speak for themselves.

He is a lecturer at Jianshu University, observes excellent authors of Jianshu, and is even recommended by Jianshu CEO “Uncle Jianshu” himself. The famous “Drunken Dolphin” with more than 100,000 fans on Jianshu platform is one of them.

With so many titles, “Drunken Dolphin” is not enough. An article titled “Why programmers are the group with the highest infidelity rate (support double 11 Programmers to leave the single special event)”, counted the group of programmers black to the peak.

Jane’s book has received tens of thousands of views, hundreds of comments, nearly a hundred likes, and even an appreciation. I don’t know how many fans it attracted. With such gorgeous data, I think this article is definitely enough to satisfy the author’s “drunken dolphin”.

But WHAT I want to say is, as a veritable big V of Jianshu, you use the products developed by Jianshu programmers, so smearing jianshu and our programmer community, really conscience? I am also a programmer, the younger brother is not talented, not to mention V, late at night, I want to talk with you about you give programmers strong buckle on the six deadly SINS.

1. “The infidelity rate is much higher than other groups, and they are used to pretentious claims”

First of all, you said that programmers are the group that has the highest rate of cheating, the highest rate of hooking up, and far more than any other group. I don’t know where you heard that report, and I certainly don’t care. If it comes from the Internet, why do ALL I see are single programmers and singles Day messages? And those programmers who have a partner, and then from their other half of the mouth I hear all kinds of show of affection, good feelings? Don’t you know that because this line of marriage is difficult, we cherish it all the more? Are all the programmers around you fake programmers?

Second, we are the voice of the Internet world. You probably don’t mean xiaomi’s Lei, Baidu’s Li and Tencent’s Ma. As for other programmers who are still in the line “moving bricks”, they can’t really find a few people who can have the right to speak on the Internet, and a few clockwork circle of friends can hit the headlines and search for programmers.

“Wooden, honest, introverted, not good at hooking up, difficult to take off the single”, not only programmers, estimates that no one is willing to shape your eyes of this “good image”. As for “moving bricks” and “coding farmers”, aren’t they given by others like you? We like self-deprecation because we want to keep a sense of humor while dealing with cold machines all day long. How did it become the hypocritical in your eyes?

2. “A group that often portrays themselves as exceptionally hardworking”

It’s hard to imagine a person voluntarily staying at the office all night and writing code day and night until they write “sudden death”, and then just trying to portray themselves as a particularly diligent person who will be remembered for eternity!

I do agree, though, that we programmers spend only three or four hours a day focused on our work, or even less. So, by your logic, the boss does nothing all day but hold meetings and chat with investors and executives?

You probably can’t imagine, no, you’re not a programmer, you certainly can’t. When programmers are preoccupied with Coding, they are sometimes held requirements assessment meetings, and sometimes informed of any requirement changes. The original logic of countless code is half explained, but because of a word from others, they start all over again! How do you feel when ten thousand heads of grass and mud gallop past in your heart?

You compare us with nannies, cleaners and security guards. What’s the comparison? It seems that you sympathize with these professions, but actually you have revealed your disdain for different professions. Different types of work, any industry is not comparable, but are the same worthy of respect. We are doing Internet products, but in fact, the power of the Internet is controlled by the majority of Internet product users, such as you.

3. “Programmers get laid”

“If you want to marry a programmer, spend more money and die young.” So material girls like to have boyfriends who are programmers. So there’s nothing wrong with “programmers get laid”. But there’s nothing wrong with saying that rich people are easy to get laid, rich kids are easy to get laid, and people who don’t have money but can pretend to be rich are easy to get laid. If there’s nothing wrong with that, then there’s something wrong with “programmers getting laid”! Not to mention the myth that having lots of seduction and lots of women to throw yourself at makes programmers cheat. Who needs to refute that?

4. “Programmers work leisurely”

According to you, the busiest company in the world is busy for everyone, and programmers are a tiny fraction of the company. How does that mean “programmers work leisurely”? If you said that the late overtime, except for programmers busy employees, that would be reasonable. You must be a fool!

See you say Texas hold ’em, game masters are mostly programmers, and then explain that programmers are very leisurely to have time to become masters, I laugh, why don’t you say that programmers are easier to split the wind and cut the spades all the way because of their high IQ? I see you don’t play games very much. Well, you must not play games very much, otherwise you seem very relaxed. You know, game developers are going to lose out if they just spend their time trying to dominate, because no one wants to spend money, no one wants to interact and create add-ons like walkthrough, and the value of a good game is lost.

This one is even more interesting. You are wrong when you say that Jane’s book is full of programmer articles. More than just books, you go to dig gold, CSDN sites, there are more programmers articles. But you seem to be wrong, in Jane book this platform, compared to programmer articles should be a minority. The home page is not you this kind of “lofty” inspiring emotion class article. Oh, by the way, I heard that you still have a plan of “getting more money every day”, and it seems to stick to it. So a look, programmers than you on the poor far, did not find which programmers can do day more article! So, you seem to have more time to play Jane books, or zhihu.

You say that you rarely see foxconn assembly line workers, miners, cleaners and supermarket cashiers in Jianshu and Zhihu. Then you conclude that there are not many jobs in China that are more leisurely than programmers. I will not refute this paragraph, I am afraid to say too much of my lack of awareness.

5. “Programmer stress is a Myth”

I must say, you are so knowledgeable that even the word rumor can be used in a very stressful way for programmers. You said that programmers work in the best first tier and second tier cities in China. You should add why most of them work in these cities and how many of them are migrants from their hometowns. There’s no stress, taking the first bus, catching the last subway, shuffling through hours of work like a dog, just playing house?

For the most part, the working environment for programmers is pretty good. But it’s not totally harmless, is it? Try staring at a computer screen all day long? Don’t say radiation, the head is not dizzy, waist is not sour, neck is not stiff words I be your body times son great.

What doctor needs to register, the word that accountant needs to register, how drop, programmer zero threshold monthly salary tens of thousands? Want you also to write a Jane book App to try, anyway also do not need threshold. It’s rare that you even know the word Bug. You probably don’t know that a Bug can wipe out thousands of words you’ve worked so hard to type. Don’t you know that elevators, airplanes, and drones all need programming support?

Programmer pressure is really not small, see your article can get nearly a hundred likes and one praise, as a programmer and writer, I feel great pressure.

6. “Cheating rate is high because of temptation and living in a first – and second-tier city”

Thank you for this paragraph for our programmers to complain, know that long time in front of the screen is not good for sexual function. But I’m curious, why didn’t you mention that programmers have the best working environment? Have to admire, you are good at using the words of misplacement skills to prove their fallacies of the means is really clever.

You said programmers leisurely, work time hook up chat, and leisurely women have a common topic. Good for you, brother. Can I ask you what common topics include? I have no other good points. I’m really eager to learn.

As for your key reason that tier 1 and 2 cities are easy to get laid, don’t you know that it’s not just programmers who live in tier 1 and 2 cities? And programmers are a minority, if at all.

Writing here, I have to reflect on myself, as a programmer, as well as a blogger who loves to write, late at night to write a post about hydrology that has nothing to do with technology.

Or too idle, ashamed ashamed!

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