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It’s Double eleven again. At the moment, are you shopping? Or are you maintaining the system?

If you are not ready to empty the shopping cart for your girlfriend, you may have to spend singles Day.

1. I only want it for double eleven

For programmers, Tmall Double 11 is another perfect time to buy plaid shirts

2. Empty your girlfriend’s shopping cart in the most provocative way possible

3. If you can’t show off your wealth, you’ll lose it

One programmer said he posted a picture of his MacBook Pro with a double large screen monitor, HHKB keyboard, Beats headphones and a variety of genuine hand models on his desk on moments. He said he looked very rich, but he only got comments like “There are too many screens, too much radiation, pay attention to your body.”

4. Double Eleven for programmers

Every year “Double 11” traffic will be very terrible, the server is facing pressure can be imagined. In order to relieve the pressure of programmers, Alibaba canteen specially prepared a double 11 feast for programmers. Here is a look at the double 11 feast for programmers in 2017:

  • Starter: Single 20 years hand stewed chicken feet, tonight no plum, JavaBeans, don’t 404 churros, New one object’s grilled sausage

  • Main course: deep-fried product manager, coffee chicken without freeze, boiled designer, Duck not Bug duck, good luck chicken tonight, roll back code sweet and sour fish fillet, never break health-preserving chicken soup

  • Staple food: Deep Neural Networks, memory overload chaos, soon to release beef noodles

  • Snack: Chocolate mechanical keyboard

  • Drinks: colorful black coffee, great Luck barley tea

5. Dior for your girlfriend

“I finally got a bullet lipstick on my MAC from a guy who worked as a programmer for the holidays,” wrote one user. “You’d never guess when you opened it, it was actually… U disk! Actually some touched is how to return a responsibility…

6. Double 11

Ok, this is my Double Eleven, neither buy buy, nor write code

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