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1. After three years of testing, the salary did not rise, but the cowardly subordinate took the initiative to resign. The leader laughed: If you go out, you will lose your job and not starve to death! Colleague also echo rise: be, be, oneself what level psychology have no number yao? Bad, this person is gone, after the group of C who carry ~

On the day of departure, subordinates with luggage out of the door, the company a lot of people have come out to watch, but found that the company gate brush parked dozens of rolls Royce, and in front of the team, is standing full of senior figures from the major first-line companies in suits. When everyone was surprised, I saw this group of big men Shouting together: three years of seclusion has been full, welcome the test of god back out of the river’s lake!

2. Master entrance feast, wangfu DaJieFu is architect, master sent a the most advanced computer, two master brother-in-law is a product manager sent a beautiful supercar, turn three brother-in-law test engineer, but three brother-in-law from old backpack took out a u disk, the old woman looked at to lambaste: useless things, so shabby gifts you also take out, get out of our palace! , three young lady also big scold arrive: really give me lose face, divorce! The don however took the U dish to insert into the computer that elder brother’s husband sends one to open, stand up suddenly plank, one foot trite turn over old lady and three young lady, shout loudly: everybody give me three son-in-law bow! There are ten thousand BTCS in this USB flash drive!

3. He is an old test man of nearly 40 years old, and his speed of finding bugs is very low, and he can find one or two bugs every month. Therefore, in order to please the leader, he has to help the whole team empty the garbage and bring breakfast. But just pass by his computer to see the only bug he submitted this month, for a long time, the boss suddenly burst up, a bench hit dead leader, and then immediately kneel to embrace the old test of the thigh cry: the company has finally saved!

4. Unemployed for half a year, he came to a test job fair because he could not stand the abuse from his girlfriend. Party A stipulated that P3 could only stand in the corridor, P4 could have a separate interview in the hall, and P5 could have a separate interview in the air-conditioned office. He cowardice ask HR: excuse me p10 where interview?

Hr: What do you think of this candidate?

Interviewer: Good skill, but a little old, forget it.

Hr: But we don’t have an age requirement.

Interviewer: CAN’t I see his ugliness? Don’t ask me what I decide, you little HR!

Hr: Well, he says he comes from the fan base of beta development dry goods.

Interviewer:!! ? Then send the offer quickly!!

6. Hr: The department has decided that your salary is 3K, 50% of the probation period, and you will not pay the five social insurance and housing fund for the time being. Come and report tomorrow!

She: SORRY, I haven’t decided to accept the offer yet.

Hr: What are you loading? You also value 3k, I see your life is poor, just give you 3.1K, you’d better come to work earlier, don’t be ungrateful!

All of a sudden, the hr director called. She looked shocked after answering the phone, put down the phone and immediately bowed to her at 90 degrees and said in tears, “I misremembered just now, your annual salary is 30 million yuan, please be sure to join us!”

She: Yes, but you don’t have to work tomorrow

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