This was normal yesterday.

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1. Try a triple

  • Try refreshing it.

  • Try changing your browser.

  • Try rebooting your computer.

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2, on my computer clearly can, you clean the cache.

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3. This can’t be done

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4, comments,

  1. No code, no comments.

  2. I’ll finish the feature first, comment it later.

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5. A line of code

I just added one line of code, why doesn’t it work?

I just deleted one line of code. Why does it work?

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(@programmer funniest compilation)

6. When will it be finished

PM: Can you finish it today?

Programmer: Something like that.

. The next day…

PM: Ready?

Programmer: Almost, there is a small bug I will modify next.

. And the next day…

PM: Is it done?

Programmer: Yes, I’ll adjust the details.

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7. Computer problems

Programmer: Don’t worry. I’m sure it’ll work this time.

Test: I still can’t display it on my side.

Programmer: Is there something wrong with your computer?

This function is technically impossible to achieve

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Everything was fine before, there have been no problems.

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No amount of programmer catchphrases can beat boss/product manager catchphrases:

This function is very simple!!

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What other common developer phrases are welcome to add your comments…