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I heard you’re a programmer? Let’s show you some code!
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I heard you’re a programmer? Come and help me fix a computer!
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I heard you’re a programmer? The product manager sprained his ankle. Did you do that? !
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I heard you’re a programmer? Are you sure your girlfriend is still your girlfriend? !
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I heard you’re a programmer? You got a train full of plaid shirts, right? !
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I heard you’re a programmer? Bug will take you to heaven!
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I heard you’re a female programmer? Are all female coders male? !
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I heard you’re a programmer? No hair loss? Are you not working hard? !
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Programmer: I’m not. I don’t.
Programmer: if I am guilty, please let the law punish me!
Programmer: why passers-by have so deep resentment and misunderstanding to me!
Programmer: I’ve been under more pressure than I should be at my age…
Programmer: After all, a person carried all……
Programmer: Tired feel not love.
Programmer: Help me up. I can still write.
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