Today is August 17, 2018, the annual Valentine’s Day is coming again, today is a special day for many young people. However, as a programmer in the diaosi industry, he often gives people the impression that he is inhouse, does not like to talk, has a bad IQ, and does not please to coax the favor of girls. However, why are the programmers around me all high IQ, high appearance level of small code farmers? Perhaps, they have a unique way to express their inner fervor!

### In general

Our programmer’s ideal of love would look something like this:

Once, there was a true love in front of me, I did not cherish,

When I lose it, I regret it too much,

The most painful thing in the world is this…

If god could give me another chance,

I would say three words to that girl:

“I love you.”

If I had to put a deadline on this love,

I wish it was… Ten thousand years!

After making a vow, we spent the whole day together in the playground, watched a movie in the evening, and then it was 12 o ‘clock, and then…. You can imagine for yourselves!

In the real world

Forget it

Yesterday, someone in the group asked me what to give to the girl I love on Valentine’s Day.

My answer is:

You can send back a picture book of the sea garden. For the artistic girl, if she is not yet in the green, you can consider a bunch of flowers to go to the amusement park on the weekend. If she is an old driver, she can take her to the mall directly. (Personal suggestions are for reference only)

As a programmer, do you have a special way of expressing your feelings?

01 A well-designed Java programmer does this by asking his girlfriend to open a website that says:

Then press Ctrl+F and type 9. Some browsers need to press Enter again to light up

02 a programmer’s confession to xiaobian

03 to eyebrow in the United States is recommended to use Chrome, help to open the Google account opened the synchronization function (like the United States eyebrow also can be in different computer and terminal immediately got its own browser), and then landed on your computer when you need to quietly eyebrow in the United States account add you want to say in the TAB bar, and then the United States eyebrow is very surprised to find:

04 or the need to express the content of the two-dimensional code, and then share to the goddess, such as

Building confession: use code to control the central intelligent lights

ASCII table white: Chat throws a string of numbers

Compared to the flamboyant “Peter”, the following programmer is quite reserved. This programmer knew some art department girl on sodality, the two sides of the same town each other have good impression. After getting to know each other, the programmer revealed his heart to the girl, who received a string of numbers: 73, 76, 79, 86, 85. Related to the male occupation, the female tried various program code. Finally through “ASCII comparison table” decode 5 numbers: I LOV U. Despite the boy’s neglect of the “E”, the two still successfully held hands.

Hidden poem confession: make micro channel small program proposal

Remember the year before last, programmer Xu Xiwei carefully produced a micro channel small program. The app, called ‘Our Love Story,’ tracks his relationship with his girlfriend down to the second. Xu Xiwei proposed to his girlfriend through a small program and finally made it!

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