After thinking of all kinds of opening lines, imagining all kinds of weird poses. Forget it. I don’t know how to do it.

Last Saturday, a girl from elementary school sent a link. A PHP siege lion put pagination total data into response.header. Then there was a very hot farce in the past period of time! Then the primary school sister asked me how to page pages. After explaining to her the way I used before, I became curious about the way I used response.header to return the value. Response. header = response.header = response.header = response.header = response.header = response.header $.ajax() — type:HEAD! In this way I might need to make two requests for the same interface in the ‘list query’ and one request just to get total. Yi… Read a lot of articles decisively give up.

After pacifying his inner restlessness, immediately went to the phone to the primary school sister.

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Primary school girl: “Why do you take data like that? Why can’t I?” Me: “All roads lead to Rome. There are 5 ways to get home and 4 ways to get there. Why not go home in one way?” Primary school younger sister: “that you say, that PHP say right? What should I do if I do?” I: “originally is the same root raw photograph decoct why too urgent! There is no right or wrong…” — Primary school younger sister or very lovely ah, very understanding of the erotic primary school younger sister: “your company also need manpower yao?” I: “program ape encourages division calculate yao?”

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It happened that after Russia failed to reach the quarterfinals of the 2018 World Cup, I was awake and looking through all kinds of technology streams in gold digging! There’s a lot of really useful dry stuff. When the eyes are sore and the feeling of sleepiness is overwhelming. Suddenly found in so many technology flow, in addition to the technology flow seems to be left only technology flow! Do engineers only need to know technology?

Suddenly think of a long time ago listen to a joke: “scold but dozen, dozen but delete library run.”

Many people take this as a kind of joke, on the contrary, it is not a tragedy of the company? You might get into a fight over a bad word. Or become the laughingstock of the industry. It’s five in the morning and I just want to go white, but I want to daydream with these black eyes.

In my dream, I was in highland 1vS3 with the Java team and got triple kill! Follow.NET group of small broken baby to skin demand problem! Solo probe grass, met PM was almost ridiculed luckily lightning CD just right!

Wake up, another beautiful day! Pull open window ark the first drawer, drink the calcium tablet that some days just bought before dot to fill his emotional quotient. There are no pig teammates who let me delete the library and run away, no god teammates who let me go to the header value, and no PM who just squat in the grass! The city will be ours alone.

Di di di! I know all the code you want to learn. I know all the techniques you want to learn. The pose you want to learn, I’ll teach you!

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