A,
“Hello, are you there?
“Yes, why?”
See the goddess’s reply, Zhang eyes a bright, overnight for two days to help colleagues knock code finally changed the goddess of wechat, must seize the opportunity to win at one stroke! Look, this is a good start!
Fearing the goddess to wait too long, Xiao Zhang followed the online technique of starting a conversation with a question and quickly replied to a message.
“Nothing nothing, did you eat?”
“Eat… Just went to a barbecue buffet with your colleagues, a bit overdone.”
Barbecue buffet? Recently is not a report that self-service barbecue is very unsanitary, but also with unqualified poultry raw meat, eat may be infected with bird flu ah, can quickly remind the goddess!
So Xiao Zhang hurried to friends circle turned over the news link, forward to the goddess, and remind her self-service barbecue must eat less, not only unhealthy but also easy to get fat. Unfortunately, I do not know why, the goddess did not reply this time, Xiao Zhang was worried, could not help but send a.
“What are you doing?
“Ah, these days cool down, a little cold, looking for a cold medicine at home =. =”
“Cold virus medicine is not much effect, you drink more hot water ah! Go to bed early and drink lots of hot water!”
After a few minutes, the goddess replied with a meme.
Xiao Zhang thought, the goddess is really humorous, since she is uncomfortable, don’t disturb her, let her have a good rest. Saying “good night 88” and contentedly holding up the Programmer’s Guide to Flirting.
The story comes to life, and it looks something like this:
Hacker elder brother strength deduce what call “with ability single body”, of course small mu believe, a talk show of real power programmer, after the fire off single difficulty should not be high, if he is willing to change the words of the grid vest…… Anyway, if you’re a cute, straight guy who doesn’t know how to talk to girls, then you’ve already integrated into the programmer’s circle.
Second,
Wang, 24, is worried that his hairline has grown to the back of his head before he turns 30.
When he went to work, he could not help but touch his increasingly bright forehead while typing the code, and looked at the dark-haired senior in front of him. Wang decided that even if the question was difficult to ask, he would learn from it. Face was certainly not as important as appearance.
As soon as he finished asking the elder, he heard the phone vibrate. Wang quickly took out his phone and opened wechat, only to see the elder push a link to him — the secret of hair transplant! If you want hair transplant, come to XXXX hospital.
Emmmmm…
“Xiao Wang, are you busy with the project in the last month? When do you sleep?”
“I’m ok this month. I usually finish around 10 or 11 p.m.”
“Well, I’ve had a really bad month. I haven’t slept at all this week. I feel like I need to buy something for my kidneys. If you have any good products, please send them to me!”
“Well…”
Xiao Wang closed the wechat, the heart is very melancholy, can only light a cigarette and then knocked up the code. At night, he had a dream that the company had given everyone a new wig, and they were so happy to say that they finally had silky black hair. The company also paid for each of them to replace a powerful artificial kidney. There was joy inside and outside the company…
To be a programmer, you need to have a healthy body to handle the high intensity of work, especially hair and kidneys.
Three,
“Oh my God where did this weird bug come from??”
Xiao Li wants to cry without tears, feeling that he will ride the wind to return, soaring ninety thousand miles. He rubbed his eyes, thinking that maybe it was just his lack of ability, a bug he might not be able to solve in another ten years…
“The f * * k is finally done!” Suddenly came a shout from behind, Xiao Li looked back, it was a colleague who was also tortured by a inexplicable bug all day, he had been sitting in a chair cracking the keyboard for more than two hours, during which he diao a cigarette has not lit, do not know, now it seems to have finally solved the problem.
Bitter is not bitter, think about the Red Army twenty-five thousand.
As a programmer’s pride suddenly welled up in my heart, do not solve this bug, he did not face jiangdong father. Li felt a mysterious force emerge, like popeye on spinach, he can fight another ten rounds.
“The f * * k is finally done!” A few hours later, there was another cheer.
Every programmer and bug has a history of tears and tears. Programmers and bug of the relationship, is probably you are the wind I am sand, lingering to the horizon. The bug is not solved, marry what, marry what wife!
How can you be a good programmer without the unyielding spirit to fight the bugs and forget the wedding?
Four,
All of these are exaggerations, but there’s a misconception about programmers. They’re not all plain dressed, boring, stereotypical people. Moocs instructors range from gym-loving biceps to make-up-loving programming ladies to the top of the food chain who talk funny and flirt with women.
But they also have a lot in common:
Concentration – weak water three thousand, only take a ladle to drink. Human energy is limited, most people have to focus on one thing to achieve success, programming also needs the attention of programmers;
Self-study ability – ask canal that get so clear, for a source of living water. This is a hard skill. What we should do is to draw inferences from one example and study thoroughly, rather than simply measure the value of our study by learning time.
Implementation ability — Talk is cheap, show me the code. Linus Torvalds, inventor of the Linux kernel, said: “It’s easy to say, give me the code.” You Zhihu Dashen translates it as “Don’t talk nonsense, put the code over”;
Curiosity — Love the unknown, like morning and the stars. Being willing to think about how the wheel turns is an essential part of being a good programmer.
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All of these qualities go hand in hand with being a good programmer, but the most important one is love — love of code, love of programming, love of solving bugs, love of working on it.
If you love your job as a programmer, don’t hesitate too much to become a cute and charming programmer. You will get both bread and a wife
