1. If you send your parents the 38% national divorce rate, they will not urge you to get married. Instead, they will say to you: “Since you can leave at any time if you are unhappy, what are you afraid of?”

2. I got stuck watching the video, so I contacted customer service.

Customer service: Are you a member?

I: it is.

Customer service: That’s right, membership card.

“Housing in Shanghai is too expensive.”

“Then why not go home?”

“Hometown Beijing.”

4, I was a little uncomfortable during the meeting, the leader asked me to do all right?

I sighed and said: don’t go to work?

Leader: don’t go to work you support me?

5. Father: “You really have a baby?”

Daughter: “Yes, the doctor told me.”

“Who is the father?”

‘I don’t know. The doctor didn’t say.’

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Why sitting in the office with a salary of three thousand women look down on the site or workshop with five or six thousand or more operators…

Answer: long appearance level of 3 minutes, wearing 5 minutes makeup, looking at the beauty of 7 minutes of their own, feel that only a very male just match up with their own.

When I was a child, it was difficult to resist the temptation of snacks, and my evil black hand finally reached into my mother’s purse.

Was choosing a smaller denomination when mom came in.

I blurted out, I took it myself, dad didn’t make me take it to buy cigarettes!

It was so smart of me to touch my head and not punch me.

It’s just that I can’t sleep well at night. It’s not my guilt. It’s just that my parents’ room is too noisy!