A: front-end, B: back-end, C: test
A: Turn on the clock stopwatch….. Where is the bug hidden? You can’t tell it before the alarm clock rings.
B: ah ~ ~ ~ ~
A: cry! Crying counts as time!
C: Just say what you have to say
A: Who are you, this brave fellow?
C: I’m a test
A: Disrespect!
The alarm clock…
B: Ah ！！！！ There’s a bug, there’s a bug, there’s a bug, there’s a bug, there’s a bug, there’s a bug!
A: You have 30 seconds to follow API 404!
B: The third party service is down. If you let me go, I will build a wheel and solve the problem as soon as I build it.
A: How long will it take?
B: Five working days!
A: I have to wait for you for A fucking week?
B: Good code copy, even two days!
A: What about the failed service?
B: Send out an announcement, saying that in order to optimize the experience, upgrade maintenance.
A: You are A developer, dare to pretend to be an operator?
B: No one knows what operations look like.
A: Never missed?
B: Spell is to add, delete, change and check, no blood!
Take off the sticker….
B: No, no, no, I know the rules. If I see your needs, I’ll stay up all night. You let me go, I’ll build the wheel, open source and go out.
A: Is it inappropriate for brothers to work so hard on A project and not solve problems?
B: No, no.
A: It’s not appropriate for you to stay up all night because your third-party service failed.
B: That’s even more inappropriate.
A: Brother, open your eyes to me!
B: Oh, no, no, no, no!
A: Just one look!
B: No no no!
A patted B on the shoulder and said:
A: Back-end brother, what’s your name?
B: It’s free!
A: What’s your name?
B: PHP!
A: Dude, you keep writing your back end. I’ll do the front end. Let’s shovel together!
B: Do you want to join us?
C: Just go!
A: Hey, guys, take office, 2022!