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You don’t need a gun to kill a programmer, just change the requirements three times!
For programmers, no wife is no pain. Unfortunately, you have no wife and the console keeps telling you: Error: Could not find the object
If life cheats you, don’t be disappointed and worried. Code is here to stay…
A programmer’s reaction to a bug:
A. How could it be;
B. In my this is good, do not believe you have a look;
C. It’s strange that it was fine just now;
D. It must be a data problem.
E. Try clearing the cache;
F. Restart the computer and try;
G. What version of the JDK do you have installed?
H. this who wrote the code;
I. Why is he still using 360 security browser?
J. Users won’t do it the way you do.
How to praise a programmer?
Generic: That’s a nice piece of code you wrote.
Kua C programmer: you can understand this code without looking at the comments, very well written.
Praise Ruby programmer: fuck, amazing, how did you do it!
Kuperl programmer: This regular expression is awesome.
Praise Python programmers: Pythonic!
Praise Java programmers: Your code doesn’t look like Java at all!
Technical staff basically have no bad communication, despite complaining about all kinds of unreasonable strange demand, finally quietly to the code……
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