Codeegg’s 659th tweet

Original: http://www.aqee.net/post/if-programming-languages-are-woman.html

PHP

PHP is your teenage sweetheart, the object of your goofy summer courtship. It’s okay to have fun, but don’t get too involved, because this girl has a serious problem.

Perl 

Perl is PHP’s sister. She’s a little old for you, but in the ’90s, she was pretty popular. She was in a long relationship with Larry Wall, so her aesthetic took a nose-dive, and now she looks ugly. “No matter what you say, I still love her!” “Said Larry Wall. There is no other man like him.

Ruby

Ruby is a very beautiful child in the script family. Her beauty won’t take your eyes off her at first sight. She’s also funny. At first she seemed a bit slow and unstable, but she has matured a lot in recent years.

Python

Python is Ruby’s more sensible sister. She’s elegant, new, sophisticated. She may be too good. A lot of guys are like, “Hey man, how can you not love Python! ?” . Yes, you love Python. You think of her as a Ruby whose temper and romance are gone.

Java

Java is a woman with a successful career. Many of those who worked for her felt that her skills were not commensurate with her position, and that she was more likely to impress middle management through skill. You may think that she is a wise person and you would like to follow her. But be prepared for years of “you used the wrong interface, you missed a semicolon.”

C++

C++ is Java’s cousin. She is similar to Java in many ways, except that she grew up in a naive age and didn’t think “safeguards” were necessary. Of course, “safeguard” refers to automatic memory management. What do you think I mean?

(stolenthought! C++)

C 

C is the mother of C++. Mention it to some grizzled old programmer and it will light up their eyes and bring back memories.

Objective C

Objective C Is another member of the C language family. She joined a strange church and wouldn’t date anyone outside it.

(I heard that her father Apple disliked her and gave birth to a second child named Swift.)

Haskell, Clojure, Scheme

Haskell, Clojure, Scheme and their friends are stylish, arty, smart girls with whom you probably had a Happy summer vacation years ago. They are the first girls to make you feel pressure. Sure, you may never have taken them seriously — though you’re always asking yourself “What if… .What happens?”

C#

Maybe you’re putting off getting to know C# because of their family’s bad reputation. But in recent years they have mended their ways — they will tell you so. Once you join us, you’ll be one of us. Do you hear me? You need a database? Her brother MSSQL will take care of you. Need a place to settle down? Why not? Her dad could even buy you an apartment on Azure Avenue. What? You think this relationship is getting too close? No, you’re not leaving us. You’re part of our family now. Do you hear me?

Javascript

Javascript – Hey, isn’t this the girl you kissed for the first time, she was on your radar even before PHP. I don’t know what she’s doing now. I hear her business has been very successful in recent years. Old-timers can be cool and trendy… (you notice she’s dressed head-to-toe in jQuery)… Wow, someone went from an ugly duckling to a beautiful swan…

Question of the day:

Php is the best language in the world.