(From Lebyte)

I like my hairstyle best because it curls naturally and inside.

The company was on the 18th floor. In order to take the elevator, I would walk to the third floor and wait for the elevator to go down. Then I would go up to the first floor.

In order to be able to pay shit, I each advance half an hour to occupy the pit, while waiting for shi yi while brushing douyin, the brothers outside anxious full head sweat, I quietly enjoy this moment of leisure.

My mobile phone messaging app only has dingding. because I like its read function most, chat with anyone is also, don’t pretend not to see.

Wechat is only used at two o ‘clock in the morning to send a circle of friends function, such as: today is two o ‘clock in the morning work, the young should struggle, work group because I am more flashing, tomorrow I will continue to struggle!

Usually, I like to write summary reports most, so under my influence, the team has evolved from weekly to daily, and the format has evolved from WORD to PPT.

I must send out the daily paper at one o ‘clock in the evening and the weekly paper at the weekend.

This is not enough. Now I send the report to the group three times a day. In the morning, I send the plan and goal, in the noon, I send the progress and risk, and in the evening, I send the summary and thinking.

By the way, the short video is popular recently. I suggest that we record the screen on our work computers at the next meeting, and then cut it into a video for the leaders to see.

I like to have meetings during the day, usually at 12 noon, 6 PM and 9 PM.

I like to stay up late and often get inspiration at midnight, so I’m used to working at midnight and communicating with my colleagues immediately if I don’t know anything.

No matter how big the problem is, I will directly bring the other party and the manager of the other party into the group to ask questions, which is more efficient.

If you don’t get a response within three minutes of asking a question, immediately @ the leader.

I work as a programmer and like to look at my colleagues’ code to find bugs.

After finding the Bug, I will keep it and send it to the group with leaders on weekends, to attract colleagues’ attention to the Bug and leaders’ attention to me.

Oh, won’t my colleagues also read my code?

No, they can’t even optimize their own code.

In addition, I hate to do projects divided into two phases, now the market competition is so fierce, overtime will be directly out of the whole.

The product provides me with requirements. No matter how small the requirements are, I need to provide requirements documents and product prototypes, otherwise it does not conform to the development process. I need project background even if the button is changed in color.

The test gives me a Bug, no matter how small the Bug is, I need test reports and test cases, and the use cases must be complete. Is there a problem with one platform and other platforms? Have you tested all the hundreds of Android models? If the test report is incomplete, I will not change it.

If the product and test work is not perfect, I will immediately synchronize to the leader of the other party. In this way, the project delay is blamed for the product, and the online fault test is blamed for the fault. I am just a code writer, what can I do wrong?

In addition, all other teams involved in the project must be present. He needs to ask if he can provide remote support. I directly ask him that if there is a problem with the project launch, can you take full responsibility?

Morning must be the first to sit to the station, colleagues to smile greetings: just come!

Noon colleagues call me to have a meal, directly back: work has not been busy, you go first.

Never take a nap after lunch, always type code, and use mechanical keyboards. The sound of the keyboard is like a wake-up call to those colleagues who take a nap. If my colleague falls asleep, I do not hesitate to wake him up and ask him with an apologetic look: Sorry, this is really urgent. Would you please help me?

Evening colleagues off work I must also care about a: so early leave ah. Voice should be loud, sincere feelings, the other party will feel embarrassed and unreasonable, midnight I ask him about work, he will respond promptly.

During holidays, I also like to work in Lebyte Company. If my colleague posts travel circle of friends, I will immediately comment below: Please check Dingding, and we can communicate with each other at work.

Even if for a long time, my colleagues all hate me, but the leader like me is not enough?

Besides, can I be evil? Isn’t the biggest wish of a worker that the boss can change a sports car every day?

I can’t even get a monthly pass for a shared bike.

If I can’t stay in a company any longer, I only care about whether I can put a bed or make a bed on the floor for the next company interview. In this way, if the project cannot be finished, I can sleep in the company and finish it, which saves time on the road.

Speaking of which, I am also easy to find a job, maybe this society is suitable for me this kind of enemy 1000 self loss volume king bar.

So before long, more and more people will join my pace, and then inevitably roll in its own roll in the hand, not roll to the dead oath endlessly.

Speaking of which, friend, do you want to roll with me? (Just for entertainment, please click “like” and then go!)

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