The third article in the operating system series is still being written, so stay tuned. This article is some examples of programmer self-deception that occurred to me this morning. It is pure entertainment.
1 algorithm is not important, can write programs can work is king
Data structures and algorithms
After working for a period of time, I thought I could make up for my lack of algorithm knowledge with my working experience, so I accepted the offer from DACHang. As a result, I found myself thinking too much. The big factory recruit not only inspected the basic knowledge, project experience, system design ability, but also inspected the algorithm……
Finally, it turns out that algorithms are really important. Learn them well.
2. Make ambitious plans and think you will soon win white wealth and be on the top of your life
Have you ever been scrolling through Tiktok Kuaishou weibo when you suddenly came across a thought-provoking piece of chicken soup and got lost in thought? Touching the fading hair and receding hairline, and the 35-year-old crisis. I couldn’t be such a loser anymore. I wanted to change myself, so I threw away my phone, sat down at my desk, brushed my hair like an adult, took out my notebook that I hadn’t touched in a long time, and started writing down my annual plan. After finishing writing, looking at the full plan, imagining oneself to achieve the goal after the satisfied, is about to go on life to win baifumei, can not help laughing out of the pig cry. Then, satisfied, he lay down on the bed and continued playing with his phone.
I bookmark this web page, so I have a little more knowledge
Are you also like this, often browse the web and programmer community, see a certain content they like very much, very shocked! Then click the “Favorites” button on your browser, inadvertently leaking a satisfied smile, and move on to other content.
And then one day, when I was trying to find this page by impression, I went through all the favorites, but I couldn’t find that familiar and strange link?
I’ll fix this bug before I leave work
When I changed the bug, I found that the bug seemed simple, but in fact it was very complex, involving many modules. As SOON as I started the whole body, I was immediately annoyed: IF I had known, I would not have made a guarantee with the test sister.
The second day test sister asked how the bug has not been solved ah, is not said to be solved before work? I had to embarrassed back 1: yes, I haven’t come off work.
5. After buying the online class, you have mastered the course
Do you have such an experience, is with gusto brush circle of friends, suddenly brush to a friend reprinted dynamic, dachan programmers take you to learn Docker, annual salary 300,000 is not a dream (Docker did something wrong), switch to machine learning, learn this course is enough, can not find a job to refund……
After watching the dynamic content, my heart is surging and I am ready to move. Finally, I can’t help longing for success and high salary. I have a wave of operations such as downloading App, registering and binding bank cards, ordering and paying to buy courses. And then contentedly wait for the course to update, and then slowly come back later, and this knowledge will be mastered.
The results… Turns out you forgot you even bought the course.
6. Get this done, and you can get off work
The product manager arranged the task, and he estimated that the work with blood could be finished at about 8 o ‘clock in the evening, and then he could go off work at 9 o ‘clock, with a charming smile on his face. But I never thought that when the report was finished at 9 PM, the project said softly, “You are so great for developing brother. There is a new task here, it is urgent, it will be online tomorrow morning, please kindly.”
7. XX open source software can solve our problems
The product encountered the challenge of large flow and high concurrency, the technical group held a meeting to discuss countermeasures, and the colleagues expressed their opinions in various ways, which was very lively. Finally, the solution is to carry out micro service transformation, the service container, using Kubernetes management, according to the flow of dynamic scaling, so that the problem is solved.
However, when they actually landed, they found that the deployment and operation of Kubernetes is not simple. While solving the problem, new problems were introduced.
8. By buying the book, I’ll have mastered the content
A Haseau bought dozens of books
There was a time when I bought a bunch of classic computer books and figured I’d be one step closer to success. But never thought of the last pad display…… Later, I thought over the pain and decided to get rid of this habit. I decided to buy only one book at a time, and then buy another book after reading it. This gradually eased the situation of Hasso buying books.
9. Don’t worry. You’ll meet someone
That’s probably the most I’ve ever said. Dinner with friends, teasing, and eventually talking about relationships. Oneself a vent, beg but can not, can not find the object all pour out, finally friends comfort to don’t worry, you will have the object. After all, programmers are in high demand and can be found for sure! Don’t try so hard. But I’ve been hearing that for years. Where’s my date?
The above content is purely entertainment, welcome to ridicule…