1. Another solution for the iPhone X to scroll through bangs


2. This tattoo unites two of my favorites: technology and horrible puns

Xiaobian think this idea is very good ah, as a front-end girl, very want to go to the whole one


3. In our department, we do things strictly according to the book

(Requirements document? Programmer: %# 32@# ￥%#￥)


4. Write cycle

(PHP is the best language in the world!)


5. How developers program: “Copy code directly from StackOverflow”


6. “Surprise” during code Review



7. How did you and your partner meet?

GitHub is the world’s largest gay dating site


8. Programming is magic


Fake computer scientists!

In short: The SAT is a completely unsolvable problem


Susan Manuldin:Equifax’s chief security officer has a degree in music


11. One of my computer science teachers threw out a graph the other day…

(I won’t explain it…)


12. How do programmers play Russian roulette


13. When your girlfriend excitedly tells you that she made a perfect sandwich from a recipe…


(I don’t know if I forgot the lettuce or something…)


14. Encapsulation


15. Emacs’ learning curve


16. How do you “trigger” a programmer


Believe me, anyone who watches this video will be blown away! If you can climb the wall, make sure you open this video


Yeah, you read that right, it’s a video, so poke me…

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18. The real state of development circle 2017

A new find in NetBeans


Siri is getting more tech-savvy

(I’m going to fall in love with the database!)


21. Jokes about NPM Run


One third of the bandwidth in the US is taken up by NetFilx and the rest is used to run NPM commands…


22. It’s a trap


23. Game inspiration


24. Use the CLI

25. You might need to look out for Latin speakers when hiring…



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